I wrote a thing! "So, this is what I want you to do. I want you to harness your inner Donna Redwing (and/or Donna Summer, your choice.) and come down to the Portland Dyke March June 16th 2018, 6:00pm Kickoff at sw Naito and Pine. Let’s make noise! Dykes! Come with signs! Go to Homo Depot, head to home décor and grab some paint sticks from the cute femme with the side-hair, then hit the liquor store. You know, “For cardboard”, for “your sign.” Make it a thing! Come with chants! Let’s be loud. Get drunk and ask side-hair to come! She likes you!"